Monday, January 5, 2009

Profiles in Undeath: William Clay Ford, Sr.


William Clay Ford, Sr. was the runner up of the Undead Person of the year for 2008. He is the older brother of Henry Ford II and the father of William Clay Ford, Jr.

He is also the zombified owner of the moribund Detroit Lions, the only NFL team to achieve a perfectly disastrous season of 0 wins and 16 losses in a 16 game season.

Perfection, however takes LOTS of time and a LOT of ineptitude. Fortunately, Mr. Ford has had plentiful supplies of both.

It cannot be stated with any amount of certainty when Mr. Ford became fully undead, but he has become more of a recluse as his NFL franchise has tanked. Mr. Ford appears to be a Zombie of some strength.

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1 comment:

  1. We'll have to see if the Detroit Lions get resurrected and make the 2009 undead of the year list.

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